Three guys: a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Rudy Giuliani are out
walking together one day. (Requires significant suspension of disbelief)
They come across a lamp; a Genie pops out and says "I will give each of
you one wish, that's three wishes total."

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, and said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around Afghanistan.

Giuliani asks the Genie, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out-it's
impenetrable."

Giuliani says, "Fill it with water."

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